Archive for: September, 2008

Prison Break: It’s Starting To Suck

Sep 24 2008 Published by under TV Shows

Not long ago, the only show that I watched regularly on TV was The Sopranos. But when that show came to a close, I found myself without anything to watch besides the occasional movie and, of course, plenty of YouTube. Then around fall of last year a co-worker recommended Prison Break. At the time, Prison Break was airing its third season, so I found myself with two complete seasons to watch at my leisure, and that’s exactly what I did.

At first, the whole idea of a prison breakout scheme seemed highly unimaginative, but as the story unfolded it grew more interesting with plot twists and the introduction of new characters. Eventually, I’d find myself at the end of season two thinking that it was a very decent show – not the best I had ever seen – but certainly entertaining, with consistent cliffhangers and some great acting.

With the third season came a new prison to breakout of, with new bad guys to contend with, and a new inmate for the protagonist to rescue. In other words, it was a shameless rehash of the first season! Along with this tiresome scheme came the extension of the show’s long running story arc involving the proverbial bad guys who are known simply as ‘The Company’.

For me, this is where Prison Break really started to fall apart. You see, we’re supposed to be heavily interested in uncovering the secret machinations of this Illuminati-like group, but unfortunately it’s a lot less exciting than trying to understand, for instance, the bizarre physics of the island in Lost or even the confusing supernatural elements in Battlestar Galactica. This is due to the show’s overly trite and uninspiring portrayal of The Company. As such, I now find myself totally disinterested in learning anything more about these antagonists. Who cares where they come from and why they act so evil?

Now in its forth season, the regular cast of Prison Break is back yet again, but it’s becoming painfully obvious that the characters haven’t grown since we first met them in season one. Compared with high quality shows like The Sopranos or Dexter, the characters in Prison Break are shockingly one-dimensional and only seem capable of displaying a limited range of emotions and personality. This has lead to the severe typecasting of its characters, such that the we now have: the smart guy, the tough guy, the loyal guy, the untrustworthy guy, the nerdy guy, the druggie guy – and the list of clichés goes on.

If that wasn’t enough, the ever extending plotline makes every obstacle thrown at protagonists seem completely artificial, and the motivation for the characters to continue chasing the carrot is becoming laughable. In the latest season, the crew must risk their lives going after the bad guys or else they’ll be thrown back in jail. I’ve played Milton-Bradley board games with better plots!

So, I guess this post is sort of my farewell eulogy to the show. It was a good ride early on, but now it’s like watching someone play the puzzle sections in Max Payne.

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Bad iPod Nano 4G: Sharp Edges and Auto Cover Flow

Sep 19 2008 Published by under Apple

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Having used the iPod Nano 4G for a few days now, I can definitely say that my foreboding over its sharp corners was quite warranted. When reaching into my jeans pocket to get a hold of the device, I find myself poking my palm and fingers more often than naught, and it’s really beginning to irritate me!

I think, essentially, there are two kinds of music listeners: those that press play and hardly touch their mp3 player while on the move, and those that are constantly adjusting the volume and skipping to different tracks. I definitely fit the latter category, so it is especially annoying having to take extra caution when reaching for the Nano 4G.

Another feature that I am dreading is the tilt sensor. When holding the Nano 4G in my fist down by my side, the unit lies naturally in a landscape position. This automatically puts the Nano 4G into Cover Flow mode, which makes the click wheel flip through albums instead of controlling the volume. I find this very annoying as I often adjust sound levels blindly when the player is clutched in my hand or even when it’s inside my pocket. Now, I have to hold the Nano upwards and take a glance at the screen to make sure it’s out of Cover Flow before making an adjustment. That’s two steps too many, if you ask me.

Some of you might suggest that the iPod Shuffle is a better unit for my needs, but I cannot live without a display. Part of what makes the Nano so great is the embedded OS X, which provides an excellent user interface for making quick selections amidst gigs of music. Also, I enjoy giving ratings to my music; the included 5-star system a great way to keep tabs on my current favorites.

I realize now that the old Nano 3G is superior to the 4G in almost every respect, but as I’m stuck with the 4G until the next upgrade cycle, I’m hoping to find some workarounds to my problems. For instance, a case would probably cover the sharp edges of the Nano 4G and would also add a bit of bulk to the device for better gripping (was this Apple’s plan all along?). Also, a firmware update to deactivate the automatic Cover Flow mode sounds like a possibility if enough people complain. I hope that I’m not the only one with this concern — add a comment if you’re with me!

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iPod Nano 4G vs 3G: Is It Time To Upgrade?

Sep 18 2008 Published by under Apple

Today, I picked up an iPod Nano 4G 8GB silver and thought I’d capture the moment on video and also do a brief comparison with the Nano 3G.

My first impression of the Nano 4G is that it feels lighter than the 3G, and that its click wheel has more grain on it, which might allow for more accurate control.

On the down side, the Nano 3G ‘fatty’ definitely feels more comfortable in my hands for a variety of reasons. For starters, the Nano 4G has really sharp corners that dig into the palm if it isn’t held exactly right. It’s enough to worry me about placing the device in my front pocket while climbing stairs, bending over or doing any type of exercise. The sharp corners are also noticeable when grasping the unit to use the click wheel, which brings up another issue — the 4G’s slender build makes it necessary to pop the Nano upwards in the hand to use its controls. In comparison, the Nano 3G’s wider girth allows easier access to the click wheel and takes less grip adjustment to get the thumb into position. Some people – perhaps most people — won’t find this an issue, but I prefer to cup my handheld devices rather than to hold them high like waving a winning raffle ticket or something.

Back to the positives, I prefer the Nano 4G’s portrait-oriented display. A longer screen allows for more text to appear in list view, such as when scrolling through song lists. Unfortunately, Apple decided to increase the font size on the 4G, which results in 6 tracks being listed at once. This is still greater than the 3G’s 5 tracks, but I was hoping for at least two more lines of text to appear on the screen at a time. Hopefully, Apple will include a smaller font setting in a future firmware update.

Another feature of interest, and one I knew nothing about prior to owning the Nano 4G, is the built-in voice recorder. I just happened to be using my iPhone 3G’s earphones + mic cable when I was testing the Nano 4G and was pleasantly surprised to find that I could record my voice, and some ambient sounds, (perhaps both sides of a conversation?) with a simple hit of a button.

As for the accelerometers in the 4G, I feel that this is a bit of a gimmick. Sure, you can play games that make use of awkward tilt controls, but the rounded glass will produce some nasty glare when viewing it at odd angles. Also, I have never been a fan of Cover Flow – especially on an iPod – so holding the 4G in landscape to activate album cover viewing is just a battery waster for me. Finally, the shake to shuffle feature works, but you’ll look like an idiot using it in public!

In summary, I like the old Nano 3G version better than the 4G, and I kind of wished I had purchased an 8GB version of the fatty instead. As much as I like new toys, the Nano 4G offers very little over the 3G. In addition, it sports some dangerous looking corners and I also suspect the unit is not as physically robust as the 3G (its top and bottom are now made of plastic). Despite these concerns, I’m sure I’ll grow accustomed to the new Nano in time, but if you’re thinking of upgrading to the 4G, I would only do so for the fresh battery life and/or increased storage capacity (my two reasons).

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Young Jeezy: When Rap Music Is So Bad It’s Kinda Good

Sep 13 2008 Published by under Music

Young Jeezy is one of those rappers that’s so bad at what he does — he’s sometimes kind of good! Similar to other hiphop artists who also fit this paradox, like Lil’ Wayne, The Game and 50 Cent, Young Jeezy pumps out slick sounding beats with catchy (and often stolen) hooks, which he then raps over with the level of lyrical sophistication you’d expect from a stoned 5-year old.

My president’s black, my lambo’s blue, and I’ll be god damned if my rims ain’t too.

Despite sounding juvenile, silly, and often superficial to the extreme, sometimes this style of music simply… works. Perhaps it’s like how an accidental channel flick can swindle you into watching a half-hour of Billy Mays (edit: RIP) acerbically hawk Kaboom and Oxiclean products. The delivery of the message is entertaining, but the message itself is nothing more than a blitz of lyrical baby food for the pre-cognitive mind. Young Jeezy raps entire albums about his cars, clothes and money. His message is effortlessly consumed because it’s vacuous in nature, and yet, it is this ease of consumption that makes his music appetizing for his audience.

As my high school music teacher would carefully say, “sometimes hiphop can be clever.” This was his way of lightly praising the genre so as not to disturb the volatile emotions of his teenaged students (me included). Of course, him, like most non-fans of rap music, have long associated the art form with the less erudite. But really, one can only go so far when criticizing musical taste. So the question, I think, is whether or not rap music should be taken seriously. For instance, Harry Potter is a billion dollar franchise, but no one disputes that it’s purely fiction. Does rap music serve a similar role for a slightly different crowd?

Also, what about these hiphop artists who are clearly deficient in their verbal fluency: are they self-deluded by their fame and wealth and actually believe that they’re a modern day Shakespeare? Or are they fully aware of their dumbed down, boiled to a pulp styled lyrics and realize that their success is wholly dependent on their fashion, beats and chintzy music videos? The jury’s out on that one…

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